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Jan 23, 2008

The Top 10 Reasons We Need To Lock Up Michael Cuddyer

10: He’s ‘Cuddy Bear’.
Once at a game, I was screaming ‘GO CUDDY!’ and the little boy next to me thought I was referring to TC…so he started screaming ‘GO CUDDY-BEAR!’, and his disgruntled father spent the rest of the game trying to tell the kid Cuddy was not the bear.

9: He has the best dimples on the team
Really, they're amazing.

8: He sings and dances while driving in his car
This is true, I've seen it.

7: Culvers Cuddy Buddy
Think how sad all those custard-eating kids would be?

6: He magics balls right outta’ the field
And he doesn't even need a magic word.

5: He waved at us while singing and dancing in his car
This is also true. His hat was on backwards, too.

4: He’s so very articulate
Makes you want one of those little white discs, huh? That, or David Wright.

3: He's Cuddy.
'Nough said.

2: He throws people out at home from right field.
Consistently.

And finally,

1: He takes Mike Redmond's kids to Chuck E. Cheese's.