First Pitch...Hits?

So, the game has just started, I'm waiting excitedly for The Franchise to come out and just own the Red Sox...and the VERY FIRST PITCH HITS DERNARD SPAN. Bad job, Clay Bucholz.

AND he just stole 2nd.

That's what you get, Red Sox.

PS: Who loved that game yesterday? I did. So did Those Girls-- who especially loved Matt Marci.