Jul 23, 2008

Will The Real Minnesota Twins Please Stand Up? ...Please?

So uhm…I have a question:

Where did the Twins go?

Because surely, this cannot be them. Being swept by the Yankees? I mean—at least we split the series with them in May...

Maybe this is actually Cleveland? They’ve been on a winning streak lately. Maybe they switched with us after the All Star break. I bet it was all Grady Sizemore and Casey Blake's idea, and they used Ryan Garko to do their dirty work. They probably switched the entire team via some crazy, Star Terk-esque portal with blue lights and a big red button.

Yeah. That’s gotta be it.

2 comments:

S.Rail said...

I do hope that is the explaination for their sucky-ness. The offense has been like blech since the day they got 14 runs. And guess who's up next? Cliff Lee. How wonderful...

Miss. Moneypenny said...

My thoughts exactly, my friend.